Dear Edward

12 Sep

Dear Edward,

Much as I love you and your ability to swing me to the top of a tree in a single bound, I find that I love guacamole more.  And Hersheys, and omelets, and twice baked potatoes.  It’s not me, it’s you…one bite from you would prevent me from ever taking another bite again.  And that’s just scary.  Don’t take it personally.  Best wishes in all your endeavors.


One Response to “Dear Edward”


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